Club President When Nick Hunter looks in a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Nick Hunter.
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Vice-President There used to be a street named after Anthony Pardy, but it was changed because nobody crosses Anthony Pardy and lives.
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Captain No one really knows where Chris came from. He suddenly appeared, curls and all. Some say he is related to Chuck Norris and has the ability to make wood splinter. All we know for sure is that he can slam a revolving door and is our captain my captain.
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Vice-Captain Dicky once kicked a horse in the chin- its descendants are known today as Giraffe. He regularly makes eye contact with pilots, mountain goats and superman, our vice captain can predict the weather: 60% of the time he's right, every time.
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General Member Sascha likes Pina Coladas and Pina Coladas and Pina Coladas and Pina Coladas and Mojitos and Pina Coladas and Cosmopolitans and Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. Sascha Silberstein can make a Happy Meal cry.
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General Member On a dark desert highway, the cool wind in his hair. Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air. Then up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light: it was taped to a bow number. So Andrew arrived.
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General Member There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Nick Harris allows to live.
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